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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:18

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?